Friday, March 7, 2008

Tangent Universes

In a second I'm going to post this here, where it was inspired over at A Trout In The Milk.

I was really captivated by the idea of Digression Comics and a Tangent Universe. These are my Marvel Ideas.



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The world is full of mysteries, marvels, miracles and magic, not all of it good. When things go wrong and innocents are hurt an organization almost as old as time, sends out agents to be army, spies, medics, counselors and more.

They are Gambit. They battle the forces against nature; the living dead, monsters of chaos, rips between dimensions.

And they do it all knowing each time one of their number will die, because that is the price Gambit pays for saving the world.

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In 2012, within the physical location of the area known as the Bermuda Triangle a portal opens up and hundreds upon hundreds of individuals pour out. To everyone watching on the news, it's as if magic is happening. To the world's governments it's a nightmare and the first public step of a secret deal they've made with higher alien powers.

This is the first day of the rest of their lives for Exiles, political problems of a far off Space Empire. With a new regime in place everyone from the prior Princess to Celestial Guards to The Royal Cook has been cast into the furtherest reaches of uncivilized space.

Earth.

It is now their home. Human beings? Millions upon millions of guards.

Can the Exiles and Earth ever find a way to change this situation? Will they be content? Or has Earth just made the biggest mistake possible and given over everything to these few hundred aliens.

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New York City never sleeps, but when the sun sets and alley-ways fill with shadows, a guardian walks its rooftops, listening, watching, protecting. The island of Manhattan is the domain of The Amazing Nightcrawler.

But this dark vigilante, this wielder of shadow magic is more than just an individual's answer to crime, injustice and pain. He is a spirit curse wielded jointly by the Family Wagner of Wagner's Coffee & Books; Grandmother, son and granddaughter; Raven, Kurt and Talia. They are three generations touched by magic, trying to use it for good.

-- Too Angry For Title --

Dear Lurker,

Thank you for pointing out to this idiot here that his ass was showing.

Seriously? Robert Downey Jr in blackface? And it is blackface. It's a white man dressed up via makeup like a black man.

Ok, y'all folk who want me to go see Iron Man THE MOVIE? You can tell me how it went. I'll be at home, watching re-runs of Static Shock or something.

Because knowing Downey Jr participated in this shit? HELL NO.

Don't tell me this is a movie making fun of actors. This is a movie and movie premise where a bunch of white men (writers, producers, executives), and white actors thought nothing of the socio-political and historical associations involved in a white man dressing up like a black man - far less in a movie that's supposed to be a farce.

Downy Jr could have been portrayed as cutting off parts of his legs to be shorter. He could have been portrayed as developing a pain killer addiction because it'd be true to character (though I admit, for people battling such addictions that'd probably be iffy - then again as a former addict, maybe Downy could have brought something to the role).

The premise of the movie could have involved SF and Downy making himself permanently look like an alien or having extra arms grafted on etc.

All that happens when they make him decide to SURGICALLY BECOME A BLACK GUY, is that these WHITE men were too busy wallowing in their privilege to THINK.

I am seriously thinking of adding a tag label of: Dem crackers done lost their minds!

Diary Of An Angry Black Woman

Lurker just asked if I didn't think I was being a bit of a bully and continuing a petty internet squabble, scoring hits off of poor manic depressive Karen El.

I replied to him.

I'm also making a post here. If you think I'm a bully or am being bullying then by all means stop reading.

No one asked me how it made me feel when she tore off on me for not doing what she expected me to do.

Kali921 was the only individual who commented that Karen's words were spiteful and full of vitriol and that I deserved more than a half-ass non apology.

Karen El may or may not be Manic Depressive.

Does anyone know if I deal day in day out with Mental Illness? No.

Does anyone in particular care? I'm guessing not really, unless it factors into how I approach comics and animation here in the blog.

Did Lurker consider that receiving yet another response from Karen El might have had an affect on me? I don't know. He chose his words very carefully.

Has any one of the white readers of this blog considered the fact that anger and frustration are the end result of having been hurt too many times to the point of being unable to be quiet about it?

Does it occur to you, general you, who may be thinking poor so and so or poor such and such, that I flinch when I see the name and make the decision to deal with whatever comment is coming?

Do you think black people who're angry just lose the ability to feel anything else?

Y'all read about superheroes. How the hell can you forget that hurt and fear can fuel anger for the cause of righteousness?

But yo, I am not a damsel in need of rescuing, so I can understand if the thought didn't occur to you.

But I am also not someone who will allow a conversation to be buried - because like it or not, every comment made in my blog is a conversation between you and I. If it gets ugly, it gets ugly. If it's filled with light and brilliance, then so be it.

If you want it to stop. Stop commenting.

If you want it private - ask for that.

And if you are a racist, hurtful, hateful individual in my blog;

If you are a misogynistic swine;

I will remind you of just who I think you are, with every new segment of this continuing conversation, until you either stop the conversation, or you show me you've changed.

This is my blog. These are my rules.

Now you know.

ETA:Lurker is not a jerk. He just brought to my attention that people may not know WHY I do what I do.

Thursday, March 6, 2008

3 Weeks Later - Karen El

Karen El has just informed me she's learnt a valuable lesson from me.

I have no idea what that might be. She doesn't say.

But for anyone wondering if she ever replied to me, well now you know she has. And she's said...something. About a lesson. Which may or may not be sarcasm on her part.

Anyone thinking the lesson she's learned is that I am a mean, mean, black woman, who won't put aside my day, life, plans to soothe her guilt and do her racism homework for her but who will mock her passive-aggressive displays? You,may buy me a cookie. I like chocolate chip.

Anyone who thinks Karel El has learned she needs to do her own work and stop expecting magical negroes to do it for her - I'd like to meet you. Seriously. I promise I won't even bring up this bridge I own in the state of New York. I especially won't bring it up if you let me view the world for five minutes through your rainbow sparkly glasses. Cause that is a vision I think I should have - for five minutes.

Yo BNDcakes

Dear dude who did the latest Spiderman.

I've been told you're an ass munch.

I've been told you set up a scenario where despite CW, despite all that hot ass mess, despite having the Avengers, Fantastic Four, X-men, X-Force*, Sentinel Squad, Spider Squad and S.H.E.I.L.D at the finger tips of law enforcement in NYC - hell roaming around looking for unregistereds....

The NYPD don't need no stinking super heroes, cause they've got experience dealing with weird shit.

Uhm? Kind of like maybe a group of superhero youngsters had experience dealing with bad guys - until one of them blew himself up. WITH A SCHOOL?!!

HA HA HA HA HA HA - Oh MARVEL

*wipes tears of mirth*

It's like watching primates fling shit at the zoo. Except ya'll seem to enjoy having poo facials too.

So yeah, new guy? I still have a question for your royal ass munchedness.

Did you ever read a Spiderman comic ever? Watch an animated series? The movies?

Or is your plot an executive directive? (Cause it sure does stink like one)

ETA: Also a train and two buses? Have you been to NYC? Also? A directly from 'above' shot? Also Spiderman holding a camera? Forget my prior question. I don't think you partake of much super hero stuff.

ETA2: * So anyone think the next x-mansion will be wisely underground?

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Legacies, Perspectives & Definitions

So I finally get around to reading this Websnark. And yes, I am back-logged. I found myself agreeing with a good part of it and not just the words of the original poster, but also some of the commenters.

I have grown accustomed to the Anime reboot per season / series of certain franchises. At the same time, however, I so fully endorse the legacy idea within this comment made by Lucastd in that post and agree with the remarks about confusion:



... Really, the best solution would be to do what John Allison has so seamlessly done over at ScaryGoRound.com. See, while exploring the stories of his older set of heroes, he is also raising a new, younger generation of heroes who, if the story were to keep going for infinity and drawn by other artists/writers the way that comic book hero stories do, the younger generation of heroes could replace the older generation of heroes and then the strip could carry on resting on the shoulders of the younger generation.


Batman, for example, could eventually hand the reigns over to Robin and new villians would emerge and it would be the adventures of Robin and his new sidekick. Except that Robin would be cool and not a total lame-o because he'd been developed enough over the years as a character for him to warrant carrying the load that Batman had.


And of course, rivalries between old Batman villains and the baggage that Batman carried around could be passed on to the new Robin hero and, as the reigns were turned over (slowly, over several years), dark secrets about Batman could be revealed that Robin would have to struggle to deal with.


Instead, we get these weird Retcons that try to make us forget that, having been invented in the 1930s, Superman in reality would now be over 70 years old. So, really, either Superman doesn't age or the story has got to reboot somewhere.


You'd think this would be an easy process -- especially when dealing with stories like the X-Men where there are several generations of stories to deal with and develop. Instead, writers seem to stick to their cashable characters and never develop another generation. So, instead of exploring some of the more minor younger characters, we get to see Wolverine kicking butt because, darn it, his claws are so amazingly awesome looking and we can sell more t-shirts that way.


Which I understand, because his claws are pretty awesome-looking...




See the thing is, The DC Animated Universe is directly responsible for my ability to let go when it comes to my favourite characters and let legacy.

Terry McGinnis IS Batman to me, as much as Bruce Wayne.

I loved the Jokerz as a legacy memory of the original Joker. I loved the possibility that perhaps someday, someone would join the gang and fit within it so well he could become that eras new Joker. (Return of the Joker not withstanding).

I loved the new villains.

I loved the fact that this Batman was dealing with some long cast shadows of complexities from the first Batman; Venom, but now as an abused drug for jocks; the Royal Flush Gang as legacy villains, Croc and The Man Bat in the form of spliced or cybernetically enhanced villains.

I loved that these enemies were all building blocks because this Batman was just starting out and he had a whole history ahead of him.

In truth, I was a little disappointed when I learnt of JLU: Epilogue and what that meant for Terry and Bruce and to a lesser extent possibly Matt. There was enough of a psychological bond between the two Batmans, without having to go further. And yes, the two Batmans - that's how I pluralize it. To me, Batmen implies something completely different.

Also Batman Beyond as part of DCAU gave me an older Superman. That was the first time I'd ever seen that, and it stayed that way until the last three years when I heard/learnt about Kingdom Come. And still I remain curious about a Superman who was so isolated no one realized something was majorly wrong with him. I remain curious about a Superman dealing with essentially being immortal on a planet where human lives are so brief. I remain curious about the relationship I didn't get to see enough of, between an old and wrinkled Bruce and a grey haired Kal-El. There are stories there that appeal to me and I think would appeal to others; all ages stories and also more mature / complex tales.

What am I missing that there can't be 'Classic Tales' with the originator of a particular Superhero Name, 'New Tales' with a successor, and 'Continued Stories' with the person now older, who'd once been behind the mask?

Before you explain, however, you need to understand something. I had also, before returning to comics as an adult, never given much thought to what Golden Age, Silver Age, Modern Age (is there a bronze age?) meant as industry terms. I always just thought that every twenty years or so, the industry declared a new age, and everything/everyone had the same origins, but were now drawn for, and included references to, things that were current.

My very simple comprehension of the terms, probably explains why retcons and things like DC's first Crisis made no sense to me, nor did their possible complications. I didn't already understand why it had happened beyond thinking that someone, somewhere, wanted to tell a really fucked up, all encompassing, makes no sense to me, story. And then I realized they'd used it to get rid of versions of characters I really enjoyed (Helena Wayne) and went WTF comic industry???

The Ages to me, were (and mentally still often are) filters. Golden Age meant - the filter on these tales told from the 30's -> 40's/50's. Silver Age meant yet another filter focusing on the 50's -60's / early 70's.

I read story titles as : This is how Superman met Batman told through the filter of < insert filter here >. If it was a filter I knew I liked, or I thought had possibilities, I read it / looked for more.

This probably explains why I was so confused that Golden Age never seemed to get any new stories. Or why I was so excited when I picked up The New Frontier TPB, cause yay! New Golden Age Story!

I really like being able to choose a filter for certain characters, situations and plots.

I also really like watching characters grow with me.

I do not see a conflict in that. Which probably explains why I don't understand WTF is up with BND, and why Marvel Editorial thought it needed to happen. To me it doesn't seem to be that big a deal to just have a new filter.

Or given that Marvel had Ultimates, to create a new reboot.

Yes, reboots too have a Willow definition. Or rather my mind has a definition for reboots that apparently is not in line with the industry. Ultimates is a reboot to me. It's a whole new universe retold from the beginning where everyone knows we're taking a different spin on things.

A filter = Same characters different time period / relevancy.

A reboot = Same character name/archetype, different progression, different stories. It's an AU.

The OMD/BND fan anger I read as people telling Marvel that in Ultimates there was already a reboot where Peter was young and single, there was no need to lose the current filter of Peter as 30something, married and a teacher. And it seemed even more like they were saying Marvel should just go ahead and do a non-teenage reboot and have yet another new line, where Peter was perhaps 20something, with completely new tales, where MJ would never be a factor and thus Joe Q could be as happy as a perv with an unlimited supply of porn.

Alright, those are my thoughts. Y'all can come school me now.

Oh! One more thing. Seeing things in terms of filters is probably also why I'm so hard on comics for being less racist in these modern times. Yes, I said less racist instead of 'more diverse'. The modern filter to me, should be one which can see and allow minorities to have more power / be more present because it's a filter with the history of the civil rights movement and the eyes of a new generation built right in.

Monday, March 3, 2008

We Interrupt Your Reading For This Brief Announcement

Kali921,

You are so fired.

Fired: To break up with, divorce, get out of a relationship.

Please make no more promises to me about pimping the Carnival. I do not wish to hear them.

Catching Up On Marvel-caused WTF

I'm reading She Hulk.

There are many things going through my mind. Not the least of which is that if it weren't for Kalinara I'd never have bothered with the book at all. The covers have all been far too cheesecake for me. No, that's not fair to the term cheesecake. The covers have seemed like very bad sf porn. And considering how much I enjoyed the 70's tv series Hulk as a child, and how much the concept of a SHE - Hulk appealed to me, I didn't want to see it played out in typical 4 colour porn fashion.

But the content has been the sort of stuff I like; the backstories and side stories of a life with superheroes and I seriously enjoyed it. HOWEVER...

The Starfox On Trial Storyline?

Marvel failed there. Failed big.

I'm currently stopped near the end of that. I think She-Hulk's about to break up with her husband. But I had to stop and write this.

The premise of the Starfox On Trial Storyline Is... (and I'm sorry if this is still spoilery for folk, but Blogger's cut tag process is too damn complicated for me. So don't read anymore.)


The premise of the storyline is that we eventually discover that Starfox's evil brother Thanos, implanted a false memory into Starfox's mind, of him, in a moment of extreme sympathy for his brother (Thanos) using his powers to try and convince Thanos to 'embrace death'. It's not made clear exactly when Thanos kidnapped his brother and implanted this false memory, which is a shame, because you see there's a plot-line here that could be about morality and ethics and how long this has been going on would give some scope as to Starfox's victims. How long has Starfox been unethically using his powers? How long as he been violating person after person and robbing them of their free will?

We don't know.

Instead we get told that everything that's happened was due to brain damage and that Starfox's powers have beem 'malfunctioning' without him being aware of it.

Way to wuss Marvel.

So here's some of the plotline:

Starfox ends up on trial on earth accused of rape. He's charged with using his powers of euphoria to get women to sleep with him where they otherwise might not have. The defendant is revealed on the stand as a possible super-hero fangirl. But, she's also a devoted wife and the mother of three small children; one of whom is an infant, an actual babe in arms.

During the trial all the women who have been debriefed by the prosecution, suddenly turn their stories around on seeing Starfox again. Things seem so bad that Starfox is relegated to being in the trial via remote video link-up only. Which Jen, She-Hulk, thinks is extremely prejudicial. And in a way it is, though in a way it could also be claimed that now no one can claim people speaking well of Starfox are being influenced.

Now during the trial, Jen has a flashback, based on the victim's words and needs to know if Starfox ever used his powers on her.

Do note I do not like in the least how this is presented in the comic. It's presented as if Jen -is- a rape victim, having a flashback and moving into hysteria. A hysteria that ends up seeming verified when we cut to Starfox having charmed his guards into letting him out of lock-up, so he can escape, because he doesn't like his lawyer/fellow Avenger asking him those sorts of questions.

Yeah, it seriously doesn't look good at all for Starfox.

But Jen racing out of the courthouse mid trial isn't presented as her becoming aware that Starfox is about to skip out. It's presented as an almost hysterical need to find out from him what happened between them in the past. It doesn't make her look good either.

Also tangential to the trial, but part of the plot, is the fact that Starfox uses his powers to make Jen and John Jamison fall in love with each other, just as they're on the verge of breaking up. He does it, because he wanted his friend to be happy.

He violates the mind and free-will of a fellow hero, because 'he wants her to be happy'.

This relates right back to the false memory implant. In it Starfox only wanted his brother not to be so depressed and woeful about death in said memory, wanted him to embrace death, to be happy and not so sad about death and Thanos' accidental killing of a creature.

A seed is set into Starfox's mind of him having a precedent of making people happy because he -wishes- it so. Of him having warped ethics about over-riding people's free wills to feel what they feel. Of him having a bent created in his morality of his RIGHT to do this. Now the original purpose of this implanted memory was to show Starfox abusing his power in such a way as to make him responsible for the death and chaos (under his world's laws) caused by his brother Thanos.

But whatever the intent of the memory, memories make up who a person feels and believes they are. People often say 'so and so would NEVER do something like that' based on so and so's history of not doing such things and the character it speaks of.

The memory of an incident in the past, however, is as real as having actually done such a thing. It builds actions in the present based on itself, the way a real incident in the past has actions in the present build on its foundation.

To have this all wiped away as mere brain damage by the device or a process used to implant the memory is Marvel totally failing to follow through on the storyline of what ethically and morally makes up a hero. As well as what repercussions should happen to both Starfox and Thanos for what they've done.

Does Marvel think their readers are unintelligent?

Starfox may not be responsible for his actions in one sense, since he was building his present actions based on a false concept of who he was as a person. But that doesn't make the women he'd slept with any less violated or Esquire Mallory or Jen and John. Starfox should have to face the repercussions of his actions, even if he wasn't directly responsible for them. It might not be his fault he did something wrong, but he can do his best to make things right again. Heck, in this same issue series, Jen's shown doing that exact thing concerning the town of Bone. She was be-spelled when she wrecked it, but she went back to try and help fix it.

So it's not as if the editors and execs at Marvel don't understand this concept. They do. And therefore it's not as if they haven't trusted their readers to comprehend this sort of moral / ethical issue before. They have.

Yes rebuilding a town isn't quite the same thing as rebuilding people. But saying that Starfox will have to 'go around to all the neighbouring systems and seek forgiveness of his victims' and only then 'will his good name be restored'makes it all about him instead of all about them.

He's not making restitution. He's not apologizing. He's to head out into the universe with this excuse so that he'll be pardoned and his good name will no longer be associated with that of a rapist.

Excuse me Marvel???

You take a powerful character like Jen Walters / She-Hulk, then have her mind be whammied and violated by Starfox, so much so that she becomes submissive to her boyfriend, marries him, tries to be what he wants to be. She so much so tries to be what he wants to be, that the text can be used to argue that when she decided against staying as Jen all the time to please him, she balanced that out by following his political wants - approving the Registration Act and hunting down fellow Heroes in the middle of the streets, while they're fighting criminals, in order to get them registered. She's in the field with him, fighting side by side with him, to get people registered. She so wants to make him happy, she agrees to sue Spiderman for Jonah Jamison.

The text STATES that just being near Jamison sends her into feelings of positively dizzy euphoria.

Now the maintained state of euphoria was caused by Awesome Andy. Starfox attacked him and he unknowingly absorbed the powers and never realized it.Starfox's abilites only work for a few hours but with Andy around so many people, unaware, they were being re-dosed time and again. But it's not as if Starfox had never fought Andy before or was unaware of Andy's abilities. So Andy too is yet another victim of Starfox's abilities.

Now, while Jen gets a mind to mind heartfelt 'I never used my powers on you to get you to sleep with me' Starfox's other victims aren't likely to get or want such an apology. And what's Starfox to do anyway? Convince people who fear and are repulsed by him and what he did to who they thought they were to let him near them with a telepath?

Yeah.

Right.

And even though Jen got an apology, Starfox's actions still sent chaos into her life. She registered and thus ended up working for SHIELD. She got married.

And what of Jamison? He thought he was getting exactly what he wanted - but it wasn't real. His marriage prompted old enemies to try and attack him, thus turning him into a Man-Wolf and The Star God.

Awesome Andy thought he was getting someone who loved and wanted him - it was a lie. He ends up questioning whether he's a sentient person or simply a thing.

Mallory Book, ended up defending The Leader and not incidentally getting him off, because she needed to show how stone cold she was again, to fight back towards her reputation as a shark after images of her relationship with Andy are published.

That's four lives, plus the original victim and her husband and three children. That's now nine lives. Then there's Pug. That's ten lives, all changed irrevocably by Starfox's actions / misuse of his power. I'm sure if I think a little I can find more.

And yet, does the character get set up with having to deal with this baggage for the rest of his life / super hero career? Does he have to deal with the fact within a few short hours he can complete ruin and upset a person's life?

No. It wasn't his fault. There was evil mind manipulation. And he's given up his powers because the ability to control them wasn't ETHICALLY DAMAGED, oh no, it's not his JUDGEMENT to be called into question, it was PHYSICAL BRAIN DAMAGE.

In every story arc I've read so far with Jen, there's always a questioning of her identity - is she losing herself in She-Hulk? Is she hiding in Jen? So Jen Walters has to deal with other characters querying or judging her behavior but Starfox doesn't have to?

And yes, Jen has her own series and I'm not sure if Starfox is used anywhere else ever again. But is that less of a reason to wrap up the story arc with such a wonderful character premise and plot premise in place? A male superhero who has to forever be vigilant in how he uses his abilities and be wary of why people are being chummy/social / getting close to him? That's not interesting? Moreover, personally I think Starfox declaring himself celibate for an extended period of time would be at least some form of reparation to the lives he's so chaotically influenced.

But seriously Marvel?

This is the message you want to send?

Rich white boy is charged with multiple counts of rape. Flees jurisdiction with Daddy's help. Expert witnesses say he's brain damaged and they've permanently confiscated his access to any and all date rape drugs. He can still buy alcohol though. There'll be letters sent out absolving him from any culpability.

No time served.

No cognitive behavioral therapy to change his way of thinking about women.

No reparations are made to his victims.

Wow Marvel, you not only wuss out. You suck.

Saturday, March 1, 2008

Expect The Unexpectedly Silly!

 Spiderman TV Theme Song: Birthday month (x2) Nothing like my birthday month. Birthday month (x4) Look out! It is my birthday month! \o/

Looks Like The Lifetime Channel

This clip is somewhat old. I've been avoiding it and avoiding it. But I added some new feeds last night and up this popped this morning; rolling automatically.

My reaction?


***

Dear Superman,

When he hits you, it is NOT love. Just because you can recover quickly does NOT make it okay.

Stalkery Obession is a sign of Mental Unbalance.

Walk Away.

Take Out An Intergalatic Restraining Order.

And tell Batman you find Luthor creepy. Bats'll take care of it.